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Non-Alcoholic Phony Negroni

The bitter one, poured properly.
4.9 average · 1678 reviews
Top rated by customers for: negroni, taste, cocktail
N° 001 The bitter one 200ml / 6.76oz30 botanicalsGreenpoint, Brooklyn
$64.99 USD
Regular price $64.99 USD
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Material Bottles
Pack Size 12-pack
Double Gold2022–2024
Best in Class2022 & 2024
Platinum2024
DESCRIPTION

Our Best in Class, ready-to-serve aperitif cocktail. Made with 30 real, raw, non-GMO ingredients, including nuanced Tuscan juniper, southern Italian citrus and florals.

Together, these botanicals provide slightly sweet and herbal notes and a familiar backbone of bitterness and mouthfeel Negroni enthusiasts expect.

Key botanicals

Juniper Citrus Peel Gentian Root

HOW TO SERVE PHONY NEGRONI®

Made ready-to-serve, simply pour into a rocks glass over ice with an orange twist, or enjoy from the bottle anywhere.

TASTING NOTES

Bittersweet with a firm backbone, experiences notes of Tuscan juniper, southern Italian citrus, piney gin‑like notes, and layered herbaceous and floral character reminiscent of a classic alcoholic Negroni.

Light carbonation also adds texture and a bite standing in for alcohol, creating a silky, proper finish.

INGREDIENTS & NUTRITION FACTS

Phony Negroni® contains trace amounts of juniper and quinine, but does NOT contain grapefruit, and will never have chemical flavors or artificial colors added.

Phony Negroni nutrition facts and ingredients
SHIPPING & PACKAGING INFORMATION
  • Free shipping on contiguous US orders over $100
  • US Flat Rate Shipping $5
  • International shipping available to Canada & United Kingdom with shipping and duties calculated at checkout
  • Lightweight, eco-friendly shipping packaging
  • All of our packaging is plastic-free and recyclable
  • 2022-2024 SFWSC BEST-IN-CLASS
  • A True Cocktail Dupe
  • bittersweet
  • complex flavors
  • non-alcoholic, full flavor
  • ready-to-serve
  • 2022-2024 SFWSC BEST-IN-CLASS
  • A True Cocktail Dupe
  • bittersweet
  • complex flavors
  • non-alcoholic, full flavor
  • ready-to-serve

"This drink is so well balanced and delicious that it bowled us over"

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Frequently Asked Questions

WHAT INGREDIENTS DO YOU USE?

All of our non-alcoholic cocktails are made using real, raw non-GMO organic botanicals from five continents across the world.

While we do not highlight each 'natural flavor' ingredient to protect our full recipe, these botanicals fall within three core categories: floral, citrus & bitter.

While our products do contain sugar, we only use organic cane sugar from the Caribbean, which allows us to perfectly balance the cocktail and adds a silky texture on the palette that cocktail drinkers expect.

WHAT MAKES ST. AGRESTIS DIFFERENT THAN OTHER BRANDS?

At St. Agrestis we believe the best way to predict the future is to create it.

Our approach is rooted in ancient methods, designed for the modern world. With over a decade of alcohol distillation experience and proprietary innovation, we develop and produce world class Italian-inspired spirits and non-alcoholic cocktails that honor tradition while embracing disruption.

For our Phony line of non-alcoholic cocktails, our process allows us to maintain all of the flavors, aromas, color and mouthfeel of a proper cocktail, and not with dealcoholizing.

With a precision focus on every ingredient, every connection, and every detail in the pursuit of perfection, St. Agrestis is made for the modern drinker.

WHERE DOES ST. AGRESTIS PRODUCE THEIR PRODUCTS?

All St. Agrestis non-alcoholic cocktails and spirited drinks are developed and produced at our Greenpoint, Brooklyn distillery.

WHAT ARE THE DIFFERENT SHIPPING OPTIONS AVAILABLE?

Free shipping over$100

Shipping available to all 50 U.S. states, Canada and UK

CAN I DRINK YOUR NON-ALCOHOLIC COCKTAILS IF I AM PREGNANT?

Our non-alcoholic products are designed without alcohol, but we cannot provide medical advice. If you are pregnant, nursing, or in recovery, please consult your healthcare provider before consuming.

ARE COCKTAILS NUT-FREE, GLUTEN-FREE, NON-GMO & VEGAN?

Our non-alcoholic products and many spirits do not contain gluten ingredients. If you have a severe allergy or intolerance, please consult your doctor before consuming.

Further, we produce all beverages in-house without exposure to nut products or animal-derived ingredients or filtration methods.

Always refer to the ingredient list on the bottle or product page for the most accurate, up-to-date information.

Overall rating: 4.8679514 / 5 from 1401 reviews.

AI Generated Review Summary

The Non-Alcoholic Phony Negroni® is highly praised for its delicious taste and satisfying experience. Customers find it to be a great alternative to traditional Negroni and the best non-alcoholic version they've ever had. Opinions on the absence of alcohol vary, but the overall sentiment is positive.

Summary topics

  • Phony Negroni Experience (15%): Many customers pointed out that they love the Phony Negroni and find it delicious and satisfying.
  • Non-Alcoholic Substitute (4%): Customers loved the Phony Negroni for its great taste and non-alcoholic formula.
  • Alternative to Traditional Negroni (5%): Customers raved about this product, describing it as a great alternative to the traditional Negroni.
  • Beverage Quality (4%): Customers keep praising the beverage, describing it as the best NA version they've ever had.
  • Taste Satisfaction (23%): A significant number of customers remarked that the taste of the product is great and they loved it.

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Review highlights

  • "A great drink with good ingredients and a nice alternative to having an alcoholic beverage in the evening."Greyson S.
  • "We love Negronis so Dry January was an absolute breeze with these."Rachel J.
  • "We went no alcohol 6 months ago and a Negroni was our favorite drink."Mark M.

Reviews

The only non-alcoholic Negroni worth your time

"I went through a re-evaluation of my relationship to alcohol a few years ago and have tried every product out there to replace my cocktail hour nightly Negroni. Phony Negroni Was the only product that has come close to the real thing. I have turned many of my friends into it too and they also love it. I eased alcohol back into my life and have had a regular Negroni a couple of times, but now I prefer the flavor of the Phony Negroni, so no need to go back to that! It’s more economical and far better for you!"

Greg C. (5/5)

Delayed delivery, poor customer service response-no discount for delayed delivery

"Very disappointing experience. My order was significantly delayed, and the customer service response did little to resolve the situation. Simply blaming the carrier does not help the customer. I placed my order with the company, and I expect them to take ownership of the delivery experience rather than pass responsibility to a third party. Despite the delay and inconvenience, no discount, credit, or meaningful gesture of goodwill was offered. Delays can happen, but good customer service is about taking accountability and making things right. Unfortunately, that did not happen here. I expected much better and will NOT order again."

nicole d. (1/5)

Great everyday mocktails

"Great flavors in the 3 classics bundle-live all 3! I also love and ordered the lemon negroni while it was still available."

Jill P. (5/5)

Love my Phony!

"I love my Phony Negroni! Just wish I could get it locally in Va Beach!"

Jan D. (5/5)

Crazy about this drink

"Love this drink. Does it ever go on sale! Please!"

Catherine M. (5/5)

Excellent Mocktail!

"I used to love a Negroni, but I quit drinking alcohol. Always looking for a great mocktail, and this one is perfect. Somehow tastes just like the gin version! Will keep buying!!"

Elyse G. (5/5)

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