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Non-Alcoholic Phony Negroni®.

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Our Best-in-Class, ready-to-serve aperitif cocktail. Made with 30 real, raw, non-GMO ingredients, including nuanced Tuscan juniper, southern Italian citrus and florals. 

Together, these botanicals provide slightly sweet and herbal notes and a familiar backbone of bitterness and mouthfeel Negroni enthusiasts expect.

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200ml // 6.76oz | Nutrition Facts

SFWSC Best of Class award badge 2024, St. Agrestis Phony Negroni

2024 Best of Class Winner.

San Francisco World Spirits Competition.

SFWSC Double Gold award badge, 2024, St. Agrestis Phony Negroni

2022-24 Double Gold Winner.

San Francisco World Spirits Competition.

SFWSC Platinum award badge, awarded to St. Agrestis Phony Negroni 2024

2024 Platinum Winner.

San Francisco World Spirits Competition.

A True Cocktail Dupe.

At St. Agrestis we're Negroni obsessed. From the iconic cocktail's history to its many variations, we believe the Negroni is the world’s greatest cocktail. That's why we celebrate the Negroni with a variety of formats, including our Best-in-Class Non Alcoholic Phony Negroni®.

Developed and bottled at our Brooklyn, NY distillery by our team of award-winning producers, the Phony Negroni® is made with 30 real, raw, non-GMO, organic ingredients.

Nuanced notes of Tuscan juniper, southern Italian citrus and florals provide slightly sweet and herbal notes, with a familiar backbone of bitterness Negroni enthusiasts expect. These layered botanicals paired with a touch of carbonation provide a silky mouthfeel that mimics the bite of alcohol.

Made ready-to-serve, all you need is a bottle opener to enjoy the same award winning beverage served at countless Michelin-starred restaurants, renowned bars and venues across the United States.

Enjoy in a rocks glass over ice with an orange twist, or from the bottle anywhere.

What's in the Phony Negroni®?

The St. Agrestis Non-Alcoholic Phony Negroni® is a unique combination of 30 real, raw non-GMO organic botanicals from five continents across the world. While we do not highlight all 30 of these 'natural flavors' to protect our full recipe, these botanicals fall within three core categories: floral, citrus & bitter. The Phony Negroni contains trace amounts of juniper and quinine, but does NOT contain grapefruit, and will never have chemical flavors or artificial colors added.

Unlike many non-alcoholic spirits, wines and beers, the Phony Negroni® is not a spirituous product that is dealcoholized. To produce it, we tapped into over a decade of spirits distillation experience to create a one-of-a-kind, proprietary production process unlike any other that allows us to maintain all of the flavors, aromas, color and mouthfeel of a proper cocktail, sans alcohol.

The final result is non-alcoholic Negroni safe for all occasions!

30 Non-GMO, Organic Ingredients.

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Florals.

Visual, Fragrant & Tart.

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Citrus Peels.

Fragrant, Sweet & Bitter.

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Barks & Roots.

Earthy, Drying & Bitter.

Overall rating: 4.865217 / 5 from 1610 reviews.

AI Generated Review Summary

The Non-Alcoholic Phony Negroni® is highly praised for its delicious taste and satisfying experience. Customers find it to be a great alternative to traditional Negroni and the best non-alcoholic version they've ever had. Opinions on the absence of alcohol vary, but the overall sentiment is positive.

Summary topics

  • Phony Negroni Experience: 15%
  • Non-Alcoholic Substitute: 4%
  • Alternative to Traditional Negroni: 5%
  • Beverage Quality: 4%
  • Taste Satisfaction: 23%

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Review highlights

  • "A great drink with good ingredients and a nice alternative to having an alcoholic beverage in the evening."Greyson S.
  • "We love Negronis so Dry January was an absolute breeze with these."Rachel J.
  • "We went no alcohol 6 months ago and a Negroni was our favorite drink."Mark M.

Reviews

THE Best N/A Drinks Available!

"I have been trying Non Alcoholic drinks for a year now and your Phoney Negroni line is by far the best. First of all they are sophisticated adult drinks - not like some others that are too sweet and (in my words) frou-frou kiddie cocktails. These Phoney Negroni grinds are complex, herbal and satisfying. Thank you so much for ending my search for the perfect Non Alcoholic variety of drinks - Cheers!"

Lorilee W. (5/5)

Great alcohol free cocktail

"A friend introduced me to Phony Negroni. I loved the taste right away. It tastes like a cocktail without the alcohol buzz. It’s tangy and refreshing. I immediately bought a sample pack and found that I loved all of the flavors but one! So cool that I can build my own package with my favorite flavors. I recently tried the Limone which is perfect for summer ! When I order the delivery is so fast! I also like that I am accruing points toward future purchases. This is a great tasting refreshing alternative to regular cocktails. Hard to tell the difference. I then ordered Negroni glasses and square ice cube molds and make this an evening ritual preparing my very favorite flavor in my special glass. I highly recommend this mocktail to anyone looking for something new and exciting."

Sally H. (5/5)

Best mocktail ever!

"I first tried a Phony Negroni at the airport and became immediately hooked! I ordered the variety pack which also has the mezcal and espresso negroni as well as the falso amaretto and they are all fantastic. I will definitely order more and recommend them to all my friends also going the NA route. I guarantee I wouldn't know the difference in a blind taste test between a phony and "real" negroni."

Amber B. (5/5)

LOVE these mocktails!

"I’m a huge Negroni fan, but I’m now at an age where I cannot have an alcoholic drink within a few hours of bed or I cannot sleep. These mocktails are PERFECT for the nights when I want to unwind with a lovely drink but cannot function the next day with interrupted sleep. These mocktails flavors are delightful. They taste like carbonated versions of the alcoholic beverage I know and love. Definitely planning to buy more!"

Rachel G. (5/5)

Best Mocktail Out There

"Made the move to ask alcohol free world for health reasons and immediately started looking for drinks that made me feel like it was hair hour. The Phony White Negroni is my absolute fav. The others are excellent but the white is my go to for leaving the day behind and relaxing with a drink. The bite sure makes you feel like you've got some alcohol burn in your glass"

Jill F. (5/5)

The BEST Phony of Any Kind!

"I've tried many non-alcohol mocktails and this is BY FAR the best I've had. Most are too sweet but this one has the perfect balance. At 44 calories, it's a healthy bargain. I will keep buying these for sure! (Make it special by adding an orange peel and serving it over an ice cube globe. )"

Holly A. (5/5)

Phony Negroni

"I was in a restaurant the first time I had Phony Negroni and no idea what it would even taste like. I liked it so much I went to a local distributor and purchased more. It is so refreshing. I sip it so I enjoy savor every bit. I order online now and love that it is delivered right to my home!!!"

Beth H. (5/5)

Love the product; shipping, meh

"Ordered a 12 pack of cans and it came relatively promptly. However, the cardboard shipping box is not very sturdy. One of the cans was severely dented, seal broken, and a few ounces had leaked out. So really we got 11 cans. Product is very good. Would be good if the online description made clearer that it’s carbonated, unlike a real Negroni."

John g. (3/5)

Absolute perfect NA beverage

"We recently cut back on our alcohol consumption and came across this product at one of our movie houses. What a stellar mocktail. We have ordered a case since then and look forward to keeping it in stock at our house! I highly recommend this spectacular beverage."

Mark A. (5/5)

Takes me right to where I want to be

"Instantly on the terrazzo. A relaxing sun filled afternoon with just the right feels!"

Steven J. (5/5)

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