Phony Club FAQ.
What are the Perks of the Phony Club?
Welcome to the most exclusive, most VIP experience on the internet. For just $30 a year, you'll get:
- Free Shipping on all orders
- 10% Cashback on every purchase
- Early access to product drops and new releases
- Free replacements if something happens to your shipment
Best part? You can try it free for 30 days—no strings attached.
How Do I Use My Phony Perks?
Simply log into your customer portal before checkout and your perks will kick in automatically:
- Free shipping will be applied
- You'll see a widget to apply your cashback balance to your order total
Or, skip the portal and just head to checkout—enter your email and we’ll recognize you. You’ll get a login code via SMS, and your perks will be applied at checkout.
Does My Phony Cashback Expire?
Yes—your cashback expires 12 months after it’s earned. Use it while it lasts!
Will I be Recharged Automatically?
Yep! After 365 days, we’ll renew your membership and charge your card $30. Don’t worry—we’ll send you a few reminder emails beforehand.
Want to cancel? You can do so anytime from your Customer Portal:
- Click “Manage My Membership”
- Select “Cancel my Membership”
But seriously… don’t. This membership is awesome.
