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Non-Alcoholic Phony Negroni®.

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Our Best-in-Class, ready-to-serve aperitif cocktail. Made with 30 real, raw, non-GMO ingredients, including nuanced Tuscan juniper, southern Italian citrus and florals. 

Together, these botanicals provide slightly sweet and herbal notes and a familiar backbone of bitterness and mouthfeel Negroni enthusiasts expect.

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200ml // 6.76oz | Nutrition Facts

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A True Cocktail Dupe.

At St. Agrestis we're Negroni obsessed. From the iconic cocktail's history to its many variations, we believe the Negroni is the world’s greatest cocktail. That's why we celebrate the Negroni with a variety of formats, including our Best-in-Class Non Alcoholic Phony Negroni®.

Developed and bottled at our Brooklyn, NY distillery by our team of award-winning producers, the Phony Negroni® is made with 30 real, raw, non-GMO, organic ingredients.

Nuanced notes of Tuscan juniper, southern Italian citrus and florals provide slightly sweet and herbal notes, with a familiar backbone of bitterness Negroni enthusiasts expect. These layered botanicals paired with a touch of carbonation provide a silky mouthfeel that mimics the bite of alcohol.

Made ready-to-serve, all you need is a bottle opener to enjoy the same award winning beverage served at countless Michelin-starred restaurants, renowned bars and venues across the United States.

Enjoy in a rocks glass over ice with an orange twist, or from the bottle anywhere.

"This drink is so well balanced and delicious that it bowled us over"

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What's in the Phony Negroni®?

The St. Agrestis Non-Alcoholic Phony Negroni® is a unique combination of 30 real, raw non-GMO organic botanicals from five continents across the world. While we do not highlight all 30 of these 'natural flavors' to protect our full recipe, these botanicals fall within three core categories: floral, citrus & bitter. The Phony Negroni contains trace amounts of juniper and quinine, but does NOT contain grapefruit, and will never have chemical flavors or artificial colors added.

Unlike many non-alcoholic spirits, wines and beers, the Phony Negroni® is not a spirituous product that is dealcoholized. To produce it, we tapped into over a decade of spirits distillation experience to create a one-of-a-kind, proprietary production process unlike any other that allows us to maintain all of the flavors, aromas, color and mouthfeel of a proper cocktail, sans alcohol.

The final result is non-alcoholic Negroni safe for all occasions!

30 Non-GMO, Organic Ingredients.

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Florals.

Visual, Fragrant & Tart.

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Citrus Peels.

Fragrant, Sweet & Bitter.

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Barks & Roots.

Earthy, Drying & Bitter.

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Overall rating: 4.866038 / 5 from 1590 reviews.

AI Generated Review Summary

The Non-Alcoholic Phony Negroni® is highly praised for its delicious taste and satisfying experience. Customers find it to be a great alternative to traditional Negroni and the best non-alcoholic version they've ever had. Opinions on the absence of alcohol vary, but the overall sentiment is positive.

Summary topics

  • Phony Negroni Experience: 15%
  • Non-Alcoholic Substitute: 4%
  • Alternative to Traditional Negroni: 5%
  • Beverage Quality: 4%
  • Taste Satisfaction: 23%

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Review highlights

  • "A great drink with good ingredients and a nice alternative to having an alcoholic beverage in the evening." — Greyson S.
  • "We love Negronis so Dry January was an absolute breeze with these." — Rachel J.
  • "We went no alcohol 6 months ago and a Negroni was our favorite drink." — Mark M.

Reviews

Perfect tasty alternative. . you won’t be sorry for trying them

"We tried these while at several restaurants in NYC, and were blown away with how delicious and satisfying they were. We knew we had to order some and were grateful to find out that there were also some additional flavors. The classic Negroni is truly the perfect pairing to any meal. Though the Amaro Falso with its rich amber & anise flavors and subtle sweetness may be our new favorite to pair with any dessert. Honestly, these are the best NA option on the market! Excited to see what else this brand concocts."

— Janelle N. (5/5)

The best non alcoholic drink for Negroni lovers

"My husband and I discovered this drink in an italian restaurant in New York City few hears ago and we didn’t think we could buy it. Fast forward I found out I could buy it online. We literally love it! So tasty, it can be an aperitivo but also a fresh drink in the middle of the day! We love the Espresso variation during our evening dinner and with our last order we tried the Amaro variant which tastes like this bitter and tasty drink I used to drink back in the 90s! Honestly we love them all! Our fridge is full and stocked up for months!"

— Emanuele A. (5/5)

Wonderful taste, not missing the “real” stuff

"What a great non-alcoholic option for a night you’re craving a Negroni without the after effects of alcohol. Found this at a restaurant in Aptos when the underaged guest in our party wanted a mocktail and the small restaurant didn’t have any they make in-house but suggested this. I sampled it then and fell for it immediately as a Negroni lover. Amazing taste and feels to to drink healthy ingredients"

— Mariam H. (5/5)

Exceeded my expectations!!!

"I am SHOOK by how much this tastes like an actual Negroni! This is by far the best nonalcoholic cocktail I've ever had. It has the perfect bittersweet tang and slight carbonation. I will be sipping on these all summer long!"

— Rachel J. (5/5)

Couldn’t tell the difference!

"I love a Negroni and my Campari. However because of health reasons I needed to switch to non alcoholic beverages. So many disappoint me as they claim to taste the same but fail to do so. Not the case with the Phony Negroni by Agrestis! I couldn’t tell the difference! The best non alcoholic drink I’ve come across and I’ve tried a lot. The body , the beautiful bitterness and bite I expect were all there. If there was any room for improvement it would be to lower the sugar content even more, not so much that it was sweet, but again for health reasons. I’ll be ordering again soon! John D."

— John D. (5/5)

Tastes like the real thing!

"This has been our non-alcoholic go l-to fave for all our needs. We have friends who don’t drink at all anymore and at times we don’t drink right there along with them. Other friends aren’t drinking for medical reasons and it’s also their go-to fave All in all, of any non-alcoholic drink or mocktail, this is Numero Uno ☝️ in our book! 💯"

— Leah P. (5/5)

Thoroughly enjoyable…

"Hello All, I have tried all the varieties of Phony Negroni. I have very much enjoyed all of them both with a meal or just as an afternoon drink. The fact that they have such an extensive variety is a big plus. As an aside, I also find their customer service personnel a pleasure to talk with to gain more information about their products. Hope you try their various varieties and enjoy"

— Stan M. (5/5)

Not worth the price

"It does taste like a negroni. For some reason, it was better in the restaurant where I first had it. It's expensive for what it is. The serving sizes are very small. With shipping and tax to pay almost $5. 50 per can. Yes, it's a better price than the restaurant but once again, I'll need to find a more suitable non-alcoholic substitute. My husband's Ice drink with the same orange garnish and glass was just as tasty and less expensive. Sad, as I had high hopes. Again, I like the taste but not the price."

— Emily C. (3/5)

My favorite N/A option

"I love Phony Negronis. My favorite is always changing so the mixed packs are my go to. I hope the Citrus flavor comes back this summer!"

— Sam L. (5/5)

Love phony Negroni variety

"I was already hooked on phony Negroni, white and espresso and recently tried the mezcal and love it. Looking forward to trying the amaro. I love all the flavors so far."

— Gina A. (5/5)

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